Such a one is a natural philosopher

weeeeoh look at me I'm blogging.

I have to find a new internetWord that means excitement. I'm thoroughly bored of 'weeeeoh'.

Wouldn't the world be a far more hilarious place if everyone had the unlocatable accents of the people of Fargo. That'd be great. At least that way all the tedious questions that we find pesky would then be hilarious.

I can't be going anywhere for at least another fourty eight hours because my arm decided to do an encore performance of last weeks inflation and colour changing brilliance!!

My parents dress funny. My sister doesn't know the meaning of 'tussock'. And my arm is falling off.
I am so fucking cool.