Titian's blog, translated from the Miranda

Ooh lala I'm Titian and all kinds of exciting things are going on in my life. Like the trip. And the ball. And Harry Potter.
Here's a list of reasons why I, Titian, am not going to go study at Christchurch Broadcasting School:

1. Christchurch is the worst city in the entire world. It's cold and it's polluted and there are only awful white people there and loads of boy racers and murders. And there are no mountains, and goddamnit, I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf!
2. The kids in Christchurch come up to Auckland to study broadcasting related courses, from which I have deduced that Auckland has better courses.
3. If I went to Christchurch Broadcasting School, that'd like totally suck for Miranda and I always take her feelings into account when making decisions because she does loads of rad things like calling me lots and the valuing of the opinions on everything and always having my best interests at heart.

Therefore, not leaving Auckland, yeah?
And basically, I'm a pretty cool guy and deserve to have all kinds of exciting things going on in my life.